genderflaccid:

rosswoodpark:

Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!

(via sleepyfemme)

Did tumblr get darker?? Or…more saturated?

lemon-geesus:

gweenday:

young man, the groomsbride is a whore i said young man, please close the goddamn door

this is it

the post that is simultaneously the best and worst post in existence

(via doesthishavetobesomethingcreativ)

My pussy smells like french fries right now what’s up